sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working
I’m super excited Isabelle is gonna be in Mario Kart, Luigi better watch himself.
Red wolves (canis rufus)
Everything about this is glorious.
no we just hold it in for a week.
In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.
How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read
A Neat little lighter
Wait… wait a second!
This isn’t little…IT’S FAR AWAY!
OH GOD HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS?!
SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! THIS ISN’T A SMALL LIGHTER!
THIS ISN’T SMALL AT ALL!
WHY IS THIS SO BIG?!
“sir, what you did is so illegal that it loops around and now you’re the cop and i’m under arrest. here’s your badge welcome to the force”
I only like girls who look like they can summon crows whenever they want with magic
"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe."
i dont trust people who dislike nintendo
*touches ground* that feel… there’s no gf here, we have to look elsewhere
*is in the manga section of the bookshop* *sees another person* HAHA! what a nerd
Out of curiosity, could you take a moment to reblog this if you believe that demisexuality exists? I’m demisexual, and I feel like demisexuality goes really under the radar, even within the asexual community umbrella. A lot of people don’t believe that it exists, and even within the ace community, demisexuality is still questioned as being legitimate, although we share the same flag. So reblog this is if you believe it exists.
me: i’m gonna write
me: [reads another person’s writing]
me: i’m never writing again