5. romfriend (like romantic get it)
6. my person
7. favorite friend
8. the datemeister
Fake Pockets: A How To
dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
why is annie the nose of the series like
why is bertholdt the skyscraper of the series when
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
We’re cancelling the apocalypse… in style.
Cosplay by: Nona Neon Cosplay
I drew some more boring backs.
me: hi, can i have a large—
starbucks employee: you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
Turns out we’ve been playing pokemon wrong.