wigglytuffer:

sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working

kastiasketches:

I’m super excited Isabelle is gonna be in Mario Kart, Luigi better watch himself.

cuddlyplaguedoctor:

sisterofthewolves:

Red wolves (canis rufus)
source

Everything about this is glorious.

cuddlyplaguedoctor:

sisterofthewolves:

Red wolves (canis rufus)

source

Everything about this is glorious.

Can girls pee when they're on their periods?
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sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.

someactorkid:


ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

I found this!

knerzig:

Neat little lighter

 

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Wait… wait a second!

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This isn’t little…IT’S FAR AWAY!

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OH GOD HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS?!

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SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! THIS ISN’T A SMALL LIGHTER!

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THIS ISN’T SMALL AT ALL!

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WHY IS THIS SO BIG?!

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WHY?!??!!

nohighs:

sir, what you did is so illegal that it loops around and now you’re the cop and i’m under arrest. here’s your badge welcome to the force”

supitskari:

sandandglass:

Source

"he set out to prove a point about how easy women have it"

dangerscissor:

divineorb:

I only like girls who look like they can summon crows whenever they want with magic

whats up

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arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

itsvondell:

i dont trust people who dislike nintendo

tsunflowers:

*touches ground* that feel… there’s no gf here, we have to look elsewhere

viridies:

*is in the manga section of the bookshop* *sees another person* HAHA! what a nerd

rikmayallinthetardis:

Out of curiosity, could you take a moment to reblog this if you believe that demisexuality exists? I’m demisexual, and I feel like demisexuality goes really under the radar, even within the asexual community umbrella. A lot of people don’t believe that it exists, and even within the ace community, demisexuality is still questioned as being legitimate, although we share the same flag. So reblog this is if you believe it exists. image

nestingcas:

me: i’m gonna write

me: [reads another person’s writing]

me: i’m never writing again