cool gender neutral dating terms

lizlord:

1. datemate
2. kissfriend
3. lovebud
4. smoochcutie
5. romfriend (like romantic get it)
6. my person
7. favorite friend
8. the datemeister
9. commitmentbuddy
10. coolperson

tbdressfashion:

wine red party dress

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

yourfatherisahamster:

toji-suzuhara:

why is annie the nose of the series like

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mike zacharius.

why is bertholdt the skyscraper of the series when

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mike zacharius.

ammarmali:

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

dorkly:

She Decided To Become Gipsy Danger and it’s Pacific RAD
We’re cancelling the apocalypse… in style.
Cosplay by: Nona Neon Cosplay

dorkly:

She Decided To Become Gipsy Danger and it’s Pacific RAD

We’re cancelling the apocalypse… in style.

Cosplay by: Nona Neon Cosplay

paksoflife:

I drew some more boring backs.

paksoflife:

I drew some more boring backs.

witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

sanadasan:

sanadasan:

remember when you could annotations to other people’s videos

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grumpyotter:

Turns out we’ve been playing pokemon wrong.

grumpyotter:

Turns out we’ve been playing pokemon wrong.

sepptimus:

lygophilia:

awwkotaco:

wow have things changed

I’m so glad they invented color

Invented color

sepptimus:

lygophilia:

awwkotaco:

wow have things changed

I’m so glad they invented color

Invented color